by jsenza
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This text is for the addicted gambler that doesn't feel like losing all his/her money.
The purpose of this text is to be able to place bets for football, baseball, basketball or whatever sport people prefer to bet on, without the risk of losing money if the team loses. Whats needed:
1) Internet sportbook that time zone allows game to be played while western union at his location is closed. (explained later)
2) 24 hour Western Union in your location.
3)Some type of knowledge of whatever sport you are betting on.
4) Money, preferably the max that the sport book allows on the first bet. usually $1,000-$5,000.
Now if you can't even come up with a grand, don't bother reading on. There was always a saying that you need money to make it. The only reason this is being posted is that basically enough money was made to quit.
Most internet sportbooks are offshore and in another time zone. What you do is open an account (use fake name incase you do this more than once), get the toll free number. Then they will ask you to fund your account. You do this by credit card or you use a Western Union Money Transfer. You tell them or email them that you want to use Western Union. You get the instructions for the transfer, then you call or go on the W.U. site to find out what time their W.U. closes, ex. 11:00p.m.
Next you pick a game that is playing "AFTER" their W.U. is closed. You send the money transfer to them right before their W.U. closes, ex. 10:55p.m. Then you call the sport book and notify them that you sent the transfer and give them the control number. They will track the number and see that you did send money, so they "will" let you place your bet.
Now if your team wins, the next day, inform the sportbook that you would like your winnings along with your original bet. They'll send it because they do want you to continue to play with them in the future.
If your team loses, just notify western union that you want to cancel your transfer, a small fee will be incurred, go to the 24 hr W.U. in your area to pick your money up. Now since the W.U. at the sportbook location is closed, they can't pick up the money. when they do go to pick it up, they will see that you cancelled the transfer, just disregard any emails or just deny that you cancelled. Just go find another internet sportbook or reuse the same guy after a month or so under another name.
How to: Scam
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Get Free Drinks or Cash
by Damifoo
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When you're out at the shops next go to the front of the stores where they have the coke machines and stuff. Now pretend to put money in the machine. Usually i put 10 cents in or so. Now comes the fun part. Look all shit off and hit the buttons repeatedly. Storm up to the front counter and imply that the machine ate your money and didnt give you youre drink and wont refund your cash.
When the clerk asks how much you put in I usually say 2 dollars as that is the highest coin there is ;) Now usually they ask if you want your money back or a drink. Now make the decision and move to the next store ;)
Sometimes the clerk will put money in the machine and argue that his went thru. Most dont but even if they do they still give you what you want.
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When you're out at the shops next go to the front of the stores where they have the coke machines and stuff. Now pretend to put money in the machine. Usually i put 10 cents in or so. Now comes the fun part. Look all shit off and hit the buttons repeatedly. Storm up to the front counter and imply that the machine ate your money and didnt give you youre drink and wont refund your cash.
When the clerk asks how much you put in I usually say 2 dollars as that is the highest coin there is ;) Now usually they ask if you want your money back or a drink. Now make the decision and move to the next store ;)
Sometimes the clerk will put money in the machine and argue that his went thru. Most dont but even if they do they still give you what you want.
How to Get Free Netzero and Juno Access
A new way to have free Netzero and Juno -- since they use the same software it's easier.
ok this is how it goes but there is a catch you have to do it everytime you log on ok this is how it goes ok when you log on to netzero press Alt+Ctrl+Delete and click on Zcast and press End Task then wait till another window that comes up that says End Task on it and press and End task when you press End Task it closes your internet connection but if you are not slow and quick you press Alt+Ctrl+Delete again after closing Zcast and End Task Chkras and there you go you have free netzero if you get this then something with juno you End Task My Juno and after that you End Task Adbanner its so easy and sorry about my crappy explantion this is the best i could to if you dont get it then i guess you dont have that many brain cells and if you do then good job you got the free internet freeloader.
ok this is how it goes but there is a catch you have to do it everytime you log on ok this is how it goes ok when you log on to netzero press Alt+Ctrl+Delete and click on Zcast and press End Task then wait till another window that comes up that says End Task on it and press and End task when you press End Task it closes your internet connection but if you are not slow and quick you press Alt+Ctrl+Delete again after closing Zcast and End Task Chkras and there you go you have free netzero if you get this then something with juno you End Task My Juno and after that you End Task Adbanner its so easy and sorry about my crappy explantion this is the best i could to if you dont get it then i guess you dont have that many brain cells and if you do then good job you got the free internet freeloader.
Free Stuff At The Movies
So you have a couple bucks and want to see a flick?
First buy a ticket for a movie you actually want to see. Go into the theater and find a cup on the floor that some slob left for you. Now go up to the concession stand, tell the kid you spilled your soda and the cup hit the the floor, so you need a new cup and soda. I have done this many times. 9 Times out of ten they gladly offer a refill. I have never gotten shit from any one when doing this the worst is they joke about it like say "how likely" and shit but still give you the soda. I have neve been refused w/ this one this also works for popcorn or whatever. If you can't find the trash, then buy one drink it "spill" it to get the refill.
So ya got the snacks and shit and ya saw your movie well why not stay for a double feture? No you dont have to pay! Just walk into the movie.I do this every time I go to see a movie and its not hard. Just do it!
Is that against the law?
For all under-age like myself, if you want to see a rated R film, bring a friend w/ id. If you have no friends go up to an adult and just ask dont give em the money till after(or never!) they buy your ticket or they might rip you off.
So after you had all of your fun and ready to go home why not get your money back?
Go up to the person who is selling the tickets. Tell em the movie sucks or there were old farts talking through the whole thing and get your money back a gift certifacite or a ticket to any movie.
Don't be an ass and do this shit every day at the same place if they have an IQ greater than that of a box of hair they'll find you out.If you ever get caught, bullshit 'em. I have done these and still do and they work its just a matter of having balls or not so try this stuff out and have fun and look for more of my files later!!
First buy a ticket for a movie you actually want to see. Go into the theater and find a cup on the floor that some slob left for you. Now go up to the concession stand, tell the kid you spilled your soda and the cup hit the the floor, so you need a new cup and soda. I have done this many times. 9 Times out of ten they gladly offer a refill. I have never gotten shit from any one when doing this the worst is they joke about it like say "how likely" and shit but still give you the soda. I have neve been refused w/ this one this also works for popcorn or whatever. If you can't find the trash, then buy one drink it "spill" it to get the refill.
So ya got the snacks and shit and ya saw your movie well why not stay for a double feture? No you dont have to pay! Just walk into the movie.I do this every time I go to see a movie and its not hard. Just do it!
Is that against the law?
For all under-age like myself, if you want to see a rated R film, bring a friend w/ id. If you have no friends go up to an adult and just ask dont give em the money till after(or never!) they buy your ticket or they might rip you off.
So after you had all of your fun and ready to go home why not get your money back?
Go up to the person who is selling the tickets. Tell em the movie sucks or there were old farts talking through the whole thing and get your money back a gift certifacite or a ticket to any movie.
Don't be an ass and do this shit every day at the same place if they have an IQ greater than that of a box of hair they'll find you out.If you ever get caught, bullshit 'em. I have done these and still do and they work its just a matter of having balls or not so try this stuff out and have fun and look for more of my files later!!
Scamming French Trains
by Toni Truant
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Hi if you plan to travel to europe next year,think about going to France enjoying the pleasure of laziness,getting drunk and easy sex(american accent is very sexy to french ears) don't worry about pating train no more. Just jump in the train let it start,then go BY YOURSELF talk to the controller,this way he'llthink you're honest say you lost your credit card or any kind of bullshit ,and ask them if please could they write you a ticket that you'll pay soon. Of course be nice make them feel you're really gonna pay etc etc etc.
It's necessary to show an I.D. and preferably an adress in France.What you can do is go to a police station,fill up a "declaration de perte" (declaration of loss)for your international driver's license(french cop don't bother registering U.S. lost license) tell cop you lost credit card by the way.On the declaration say your temporary adress is somewhere in France (fin some in the phone book.
If anybody ask what the fuck are you doing in this country tell them your gran-gran-dad lost his life in Normandy on june 6th 1944 and you're doing a pilgrimage for the sake of the old bastard rocking soul! French official should show at least compassion, if not the red carpet. Notice that TGV(fast train) run at 200 mph station are downtown and they're always fucking on time. Actually under 500 miles it's way better than plane.
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Hi if you plan to travel to europe next year,think about going to France enjoying the pleasure of laziness,getting drunk and easy sex(american accent is very sexy to french ears) don't worry about pating train no more. Just jump in the train let it start,then go BY YOURSELF talk to the controller,this way he'llthink you're honest say you lost your credit card or any kind of bullshit ,and ask them if please could they write you a ticket that you'll pay soon. Of course be nice make them feel you're really gonna pay etc etc etc.
It's necessary to show an I.D. and preferably an adress in France.What you can do is go to a police station,fill up a "declaration de perte" (declaration of loss)for your international driver's license(french cop don't bother registering U.S. lost license) tell cop you lost credit card by the way.On the declaration say your temporary adress is somewhere in France (fin some in the phone book.
If anybody ask what the fuck are you doing in this country tell them your gran-gran-dad lost his life in Normandy on june 6th 1944 and you're doing a pilgrimage for the sake of the old bastard rocking soul! French official should show at least compassion, if not the red carpet. Notice that TGV(fast train) run at 200 mph station are downtown and they're always fucking on time. Actually under 500 miles it's way better than plane.
A way to card that does not need much brains
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Carding that works!
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by The XXXXXXXXX
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Leagle Disclamer: the folowing material is false and I the
XXXXXXXX hold no responcibility for what may happen due to
this document. Any related avents are purly conencidence.
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Most have said that card number generators are useless, I have found
outherwise. Perhaps it is the programe that they saw but I say that
CMASTER2.ZIP(found on many pirate boards) is the key to amiture carding.
The first step is to begin to generate some numbers. If you stick to VESA
and or MC then you will easly be able to test the numbers. The methied I
sugessest is by calling 1-800-BLOW-JOB(be warend! they trace calls, and while
they don't do much past revoking your aliblity to use the seves I would test
them to much) This call is best made if done from a pay phone. This way,
if they do trace the call and eventually revoke your ability to call you can
just change phones.
Note. when 1-800-BLOW-JOB desideds to not let you on you won't know it right
away. the way you can tell is if they refuse to take even a valed number and
date.
After you have printed up a list of a bout 30 CC's(ones with 4128 bank
prefex work best) then go down the list tell you find all that work. After
enter the card number you will be asked to enter 4 digets for the month and
year which the cards expire, don't panic, you can bull shit on that. If the
CC worked you will hear the message, "Please hold for a represinetave" or
something of that nature, just hangup. Now the next step is to have it
deliverd to a house that you have easy access to. Try to make it a sacluded
house but if it is not then leave a logical excuse as to why your there.
After you have found the place get the phone book out or a listing of
students( all schooles hand them to thier students. Mearly pick a name out
of it and copy it down. allong with the phone # then on the same sheat of
paper write the address out. Don't forget the CC. once you have all that
look for a store that delivers. You must make a shoping list that has all
the items you want including the order numbers if they appaly. From this
point on you are going to need a lot of guts.(accutaly no but don't have a
week stomich, you will need to act natural). Now head to the nearst pay
phone. or farthist. and place the call. One the phone make your order quick
and blunt. don't make much small talk, people will often rember you if you
talk a lot or make jokes. If an Item is out of stock tell them to deliver
it anyways(when it comes in) this makes it seem more real. Make sure that
the order is under a $1,000. As long as it is it won't be questioned as much.
Once the order is placed leave, and if you have a friend near by and someone
was possibily listing. start talking about how nice you dad is letting you
get the stuff and all.
The packetge shoud be sent with over night delivery. be sure to pick it
up casualy, and hold a canversation with your friend, or just talk out loud
saying stuff like, oh hear is my pakedge, or why can't he change his adress.
once it's in your house leave as little trace of it as possible, burn
everything. you mighthowever want to keep the address somewhere so you know
never to use it agien. Congradulations you just cheated the system.
When it comes to large orders you must first know what to use. First
the bank prefex to use is 3713 this is for an AMEX platnium. Thies cards not
only have no limet but they don't question large orders like most outher
cards do. To test them you need to get a copy of INN, or ImagiNation Network
. First you install the software then for the billing info enter the number
and a bull shit experation date. Make sure that the address is real. If it's
not you will get a error 122 which is a problem with billing address. However
the address dosn't need to mach the card nore the name or phone # infact the
only thing that accutally need to be real is the CC#. anyways if the card
dosn't work you will get an error 115 if this happens as with any other error
you run the INN install agien and go to membership number and erase it. then
save changers ignoring all warnings. this will allow you to re enter all the
information including the CC#(so this time use a defernt one) if you do get
in you'll know it and you will also know that the number that workes. Now
this number shoun't be used at stores like PC Connection insten try NCA
corprate devission, they handle large orders and won't quistion a $10,000
order. With this in mind you should be able to get away with at least one
CC# run, so good luck!
Bank prefexises
3713 AMEX platnium
3737 AMEX True Grace(spending limmet)
4128 CityBank VESA good for small orders
Phone #
1-800-BLOW-JOB VESA & MC check
2569 562
Servises
INN VESA, MC, DISCOVER, AMEX checking(slower)
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Carding that works!
-=================-
by The XXXXXXXXX
-==========================================================-
Leagle Disclamer: the folowing material is false and I the
XXXXXXXX hold no responcibility for what may happen due to
this document. Any related avents are purly conencidence.
-==========================================================-
Most have said that card number generators are useless, I have found
outherwise. Perhaps it is the programe that they saw but I say that
CMASTER2.ZIP(found on many pirate boards) is the key to amiture carding.
The first step is to begin to generate some numbers. If you stick to VESA
and or MC then you will easly be able to test the numbers. The methied I
sugessest is by calling 1-800-BLOW-JOB(be warend! they trace calls, and while
they don't do much past revoking your aliblity to use the seves I would test
them to much) This call is best made if done from a pay phone. This way,
if they do trace the call and eventually revoke your ability to call you can
just change phones.
Note. when 1-800-BLOW-JOB desideds to not let you on you won't know it right
away. the way you can tell is if they refuse to take even a valed number and
date.
After you have printed up a list of a bout 30 CC's(ones with 4128 bank
prefex work best) then go down the list tell you find all that work. After
enter the card number you will be asked to enter 4 digets for the month and
year which the cards expire, don't panic, you can bull shit on that. If the
CC worked you will hear the message, "Please hold for a represinetave" or
something of that nature, just hangup. Now the next step is to have it
deliverd to a house that you have easy access to. Try to make it a sacluded
house but if it is not then leave a logical excuse as to why your there.
After you have found the place get the phone book out or a listing of
students( all schooles hand them to thier students. Mearly pick a name out
of it and copy it down. allong with the phone # then on the same sheat of
paper write the address out. Don't forget the CC. once you have all that
look for a store that delivers. You must make a shoping list that has all
the items you want including the order numbers if they appaly. From this
point on you are going to need a lot of guts.(accutaly no but don't have a
week stomich, you will need to act natural). Now head to the nearst pay
phone. or farthist. and place the call. One the phone make your order quick
and blunt. don't make much small talk, people will often rember you if you
talk a lot or make jokes. If an Item is out of stock tell them to deliver
it anyways(when it comes in) this makes it seem more real. Make sure that
the order is under a $1,000. As long as it is it won't be questioned as much.
Once the order is placed leave, and if you have a friend near by and someone
was possibily listing. start talking about how nice you dad is letting you
get the stuff and all.
The packetge shoud be sent with over night delivery. be sure to pick it
up casualy, and hold a canversation with your friend, or just talk out loud
saying stuff like, oh hear is my pakedge, or why can't he change his adress.
once it's in your house leave as little trace of it as possible, burn
everything. you mighthowever want to keep the address somewhere so you know
never to use it agien. Congradulations you just cheated the system.
When it comes to large orders you must first know what to use. First
the bank prefex to use is 3713 this is for an AMEX platnium. Thies cards not
only have no limet but they don't question large orders like most outher
cards do. To test them you need to get a copy of INN, or ImagiNation Network
. First you install the software then for the billing info enter the number
and a bull shit experation date. Make sure that the address is real. If it's
not you will get a error 122 which is a problem with billing address. However
the address dosn't need to mach the card nore the name or phone # infact the
only thing that accutally need to be real is the CC#. anyways if the card
dosn't work you will get an error 115 if this happens as with any other error
you run the INN install agien and go to membership number and erase it. then
save changers ignoring all warnings. this will allow you to re enter all the
information including the CC#(so this time use a defernt one) if you do get
in you'll know it and you will also know that the number that workes. Now
this number shoun't be used at stores like PC Connection insten try NCA
corprate devission, they handle large orders and won't quistion a $10,000
order. With this in mind you should be able to get away with at least one
CC# run, so good luck!
Bank prefexises
3713 AMEX platnium
3737 AMEX True Grace(spending limmet)
4128 CityBank VESA good for small orders
Phone #
1-800-BLOW-JOB VESA & MC check
2569 562
Servises
INN VESA, MC, DISCOVER, AMEX checking(slower)
Literal and distilled versions of Canadian Crimina
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An addendum to "Break the Chain"
(C) 1995 Whirlwind Software
Here is an excerpt from the Criminal Code of Canada. The 1993 Carswell
edition points to this section in the index under "Pyramid Selling".
It states that anyone who:
"conducts or manages any scheme, contrivance, or operation of any
kind by which any person, on payment of any sum of money, or the giving
of any valuable security, or by obligating himself to pay any sum of
money or give any valuable security, shall become entitled under the
scheme, contrivance, or operation to receive from the person conducting
or managing the scheme, contrivance or operation, or any other person, a
larger sum of money or amount of valuable security than the sum or
amount paid or given, or to be paid or given, by reason of the fact that
other persons have paid or given, or obligated themselves to pay or give
any sum of money or valuable security under the scheme, contrivance, or
operation"
... is guilty of an offence.
That's pretty convoluted language, as is most legalese. Let's "distill"
it a bit by replacing "scheme, contrivance or operation" with just
"scheme" and "a sum of money or valuable security" with just "money".
So we have that anyone who:
"conducts any scheme by which a person, on payment of money, shall
become entitled under the scheme to receive from the person conducting
the scheme (or from any other person) a larger sum of money than the
amount paid, by reason of the fact that other persons have paid money
under the scheme"
...is guilty.
What it's saying here is that you can't start, or involve yourself in, a
scheme wherein you get money because others paid into the scheme.
This outlaws the old fashioned pyramid where you simply sent the letter
out to more people and sent your $2 or $5 to the people on the list.
However, the phrase "by reason of the fact that other persons have
paid..." fairly clearly limits the law to covering the just-send-money
pyramid game - where you send money and get nothing back for it except
the "right" to continue propagating the scheme.
It does not cover multi-level sales of real products or services, not
even multi-levels that could, by their nature, form exponentiating
pyramids. Technically, this law doesn't even apply to the "Four
Reports" scheme, though any sane prosecutor trying a four-report'er
would wish it did. However "postal fraud" sections of the CCC cover the
"Four Reports" and "Dave Rhodes" schemes effectively.
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An addendum to "Break the Chain"
(C) 1995 Whirlwind Software
Here is an excerpt from the Criminal Code of Canada. The 1993 Carswell
edition points to this section in the index under "Pyramid Selling".
It states that anyone who:
"conducts or manages any scheme, contrivance, or operation of any
kind by which any person, on payment of any sum of money, or the giving
of any valuable security, or by obligating himself to pay any sum of
money or give any valuable security, shall become entitled under the
scheme, contrivance, or operation to receive from the person conducting
or managing the scheme, contrivance or operation, or any other person, a
larger sum of money or amount of valuable security than the sum or
amount paid or given, or to be paid or given, by reason of the fact that
other persons have paid or given, or obligated themselves to pay or give
any sum of money or valuable security under the scheme, contrivance, or
operation"
... is guilty of an offence.
That's pretty convoluted language, as is most legalese. Let's "distill"
it a bit by replacing "scheme, contrivance or operation" with just
"scheme" and "a sum of money or valuable security" with just "money".
So we have that anyone who:
"conducts any scheme by which a person, on payment of money, shall
become entitled under the scheme to receive from the person conducting
the scheme (or from any other person) a larger sum of money than the
amount paid, by reason of the fact that other persons have paid money
under the scheme"
...is guilty.
What it's saying here is that you can't start, or involve yourself in, a
scheme wherein you get money because others paid into the scheme.
This outlaws the old fashioned pyramid where you simply sent the letter
out to more people and sent your $2 or $5 to the people on the list.
However, the phrase "by reason of the fact that other persons have
paid..." fairly clearly limits the law to covering the just-send-money
pyramid game - where you send money and get nothing back for it except
the "right" to continue propagating the scheme.
It does not cover multi-level sales of real products or services, not
even multi-levels that could, by their nature, form exponentiating
pyramids. Technically, this law doesn't even apply to the "Four
Reports" scheme, though any sane prosecutor trying a four-report'er
would wish it did. However "postal fraud" sections of the CCC cover the
"Four Reports" and "Dave Rhodes" schemes effectively.
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20 ways to Sabotage School
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!*! !*!
!*! 20 WAYS TO SABOTAGE YOUR SCHOOL PART I !*!
!*! !*!
!*! COMPILED BY, !*!
!*! COSMIC CHARLIE !*!
!*! !*!
!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!
WHAT FOLLOWS IS THE MOST IRRESPONSIBLE EXERCISES IN FREE SPEECH I HAVE EVER SEEN.
IT WAS FIRST PRINTED IN 1968 BY SOME HIGH SCHOOL KIDS IN AMERICA'S
INDUSTRIAL HARTLAND AND MOST RECENTLY (IN ENGLISH AT ANY RATE) IN ENGLAND
AFTER THE RIOTS THERE IN 1982. OF COURSE I REPRINTED IT FOR PURELY
EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES - JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW IRRESOPNSIBLE FREE SPEECH
CAN GET. I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ACTIONS OF INDIVIDUALS WHO USE
THIS TEXT.
NOW THAT WE GOT ALL THE BULLSHIT OUT OF THE WAY HERE ARE THE 40 WAYS I'VE
BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT.
1.PUT A ROTTON APPLE OR STALE SANDWICH IN THE TEACHERS DESK.
2.STEAL THE ATTENDANCE BOOK. ADD IN AND RUB OUT TICKS, AND REPLACE OR JUST
BURN IT. SAME GOES FOR UNGUARDED CONDUCT SHEETS OR REPORTS. DON'T MISS
YOUR CHANCE.
3.FILL A SYRINGE (MINUS NEEDLE) WITH MIXED EPOXY & ALCOHOL. YOU NOW HAVE
30 MINUTES TO FILL LOCKS, ETC., BEFORE THE GLUE HARDENS. YOU CAN ALSO USE
CEMENT, SUPER GLUE OR EVEN BITS OF WOOD, NAILS, ETC.
4.ANOTHER USE OF THE SYRINGE IS TO PRETEND TO SHOOT UP WHEN THE TEACHER IS
WATCHING. EXPLAIN THAT THAT YOU HAVE TO DO IT BECAUSE SCHOOL IS SO HORRIBLE
5.PHONE THE SCHOOL AT RANDOM TIMES. TRY FLOOD, FIRE OR BOMB WARNINGS.
DISGUISE YOUR VOICE AND HOLD A HANDKERCHIEF OVER YOUR MOUTH.
6.PRETEND TO HAVE FOOD POISONING. (AFTER LUNCH BREAK) GET LOTS OF PEOPLE
TO JOIN IN. ROLL ON THE FLOOR, OR GET SICK BY PUSHING YOUR FINGERS DOWN YOUR
THROAT. TRY IT IN ASSEMBLY. WITH LUCK YOU CAN START GENERAL PANIC.
7.DRAW OR PAINT SLOGANS ON ROLL DOWN MAPS OR SLIDE SCREENS. OBSCENITIES ARE
BEST
8.HAND OUT NOTICES TO NEW PUPILS TELLING THEM WHICH TEACHERS ARE NASTY & WHY.
9.BAD FOOD? HAVE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED FOOD RIOT.
10.ORGANIZE MASSIVE SEARCHES FOR "LOST" CONTACT LENSES IN GYM CLASS OR
IN HALLWAYS BETWEEN CLASSES. DON'T LET ANYONE WALK THROUGH THE HALL AS THEY
MIGHT STEP ON IT. PRETENDING YOU'VE LOST SOMETHING IS A GOOD COVER FOR ALL
KINDS OF SUBVERSIVE BEHAVIOR.
11.IF YOU STILL HAVE TO WEAR UNIFORMS, TRY WEARING THEM BACK TO FRONT IN
PROTEST. OR DARE BOYS & GIRLS TO WEAR EACH OTHER'S UNIFORMS. IF THIS DOESN'T
WORK, TRY A BLANKET PROTEST.
12.TRY POLITICAL GAMES. SCHOOL IS 12 YEARS BRAINWASHING WITHOUT TRIAL.
SLOWDOWNS, WORK TO RULES, STRIKES AND OCCUPATIONS ARE FUN. BUT DON'T LET
LEADERS OR EGO TRIPPERS SPEAK FOR YOU.
13.GET EVERYONE TO BRING IN ALL THEIR PETS TO SCHOOL TO SHOW THE TEACHER.
14.WRITE DOWN A LIST OF ALL THE STUPID RUBBISH OR RULES YOU HAVE TO LEARN &
HAND IT OUT ON SPORTS DAY OR OPEN DAY.
15.NOW & THEN GET LOADS OF STUDENTS TO RUSH TO THE OFFICE TO GET A RUMOR
CONFIRMED OR DENIED.
16.MAKE A CITIZENS ARREST ON YOUR WORST TEACHER. DRAG HIM/HER IN FRONT OF
THE CLASS AND PUT HIM/HER ON TRIAL FOR ROTTING THE MINDS OF YOUTH.
17.RIP OFF DISHES AND SILVERWARE FROM THE CAFATERIA, OFFICE EQUIPMENT FROM
THE OFFICE, PAINT ETC. FROM THE ART ROOM, LIGHT BULBS FROM THE SOCKETS,
TOILET PAPER FROM THE JACKS, ETC.,ETC. DONATE THEM TO YOURSELVES OR LOCAL
ANARCHIST GROUP.
18.DURRING LUNCH BREAK TURN ON AND LIGHT ALL GAS TAPS IN THE SCIENCE LAB.
MAKE SURE YOUR NOT CAUGHT AT THIS PRANK & TRY A GOOD DISGUISE.
19.GET EVERYONE TO DEMAND TO SEE THEIR SCHOOL RECORDS FILES, EVERYONE ELSE
(POLICE, SOCIAL WORKERS, ETC.) IS ALLOWED TO SEE THEM.
20.MAKE A FUSE BY STICKING A CIGARETTE BETWEEN THE TWO ROWS IN A MATCH BOOK.
NON-FILTER CIGARETTES ARE GOOD BUT MARLBORO ARE BEST 'CAUSE THEY USE MORE
NITRATE TO MAKE 'EM BURN FASTER. TOSS THE FUSE IN A WASTE BIN, OR ANYWHERE
WITH LOTS OF BURNABLES. THE OFFICE IS BEST. WAIT 5 MINUTES. CALL ALARM
YOURSELF TO AVOID ANY "ACCIDENTS." PRACTICE AT HOME FIRST.
THIS IS THE FIRST PART IN A 4 PART SERIES. IF YOU LIKED THIS, LEAVE ME
SOME E-MAIL SO I WILL CONTINUE WRITING THE OTHER 3 PARTS.
THIS FILE MAY BE USED ON ANY BBS AS LONG AS NONE OF ITS CONTENTS ARE CHANGED.
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!*! !*!
!*! 20 WAYS TO SABOTAGE YOUR SCHOOL PART I !*!
!*! !*!
!*! COMPILED BY, !*!
!*! COSMIC CHARLIE !*!
!*! !*!
!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!
WHAT FOLLOWS IS THE MOST IRRESPONSIBLE EXERCISES IN FREE SPEECH I HAVE EVER SEEN.
IT WAS FIRST PRINTED IN 1968 BY SOME HIGH SCHOOL KIDS IN AMERICA'S
INDUSTRIAL HARTLAND AND MOST RECENTLY (IN ENGLISH AT ANY RATE) IN ENGLAND
AFTER THE RIOTS THERE IN 1982. OF COURSE I REPRINTED IT FOR PURELY
EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES - JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW IRRESOPNSIBLE FREE SPEECH
CAN GET. I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ACTIONS OF INDIVIDUALS WHO USE
THIS TEXT.
NOW THAT WE GOT ALL THE BULLSHIT OUT OF THE WAY HERE ARE THE 40 WAYS I'VE
BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT.
1.PUT A ROTTON APPLE OR STALE SANDWICH IN THE TEACHERS DESK.
2.STEAL THE ATTENDANCE BOOK. ADD IN AND RUB OUT TICKS, AND REPLACE OR JUST
BURN IT. SAME GOES FOR UNGUARDED CONDUCT SHEETS OR REPORTS. DON'T MISS
YOUR CHANCE.
3.FILL A SYRINGE (MINUS NEEDLE) WITH MIXED EPOXY & ALCOHOL. YOU NOW HAVE
30 MINUTES TO FILL LOCKS, ETC., BEFORE THE GLUE HARDENS. YOU CAN ALSO USE
CEMENT, SUPER GLUE OR EVEN BITS OF WOOD, NAILS, ETC.
4.ANOTHER USE OF THE SYRINGE IS TO PRETEND TO SHOOT UP WHEN THE TEACHER IS
WATCHING. EXPLAIN THAT THAT YOU HAVE TO DO IT BECAUSE SCHOOL IS SO HORRIBLE
5.PHONE THE SCHOOL AT RANDOM TIMES. TRY FLOOD, FIRE OR BOMB WARNINGS.
DISGUISE YOUR VOICE AND HOLD A HANDKERCHIEF OVER YOUR MOUTH.
6.PRETEND TO HAVE FOOD POISONING. (AFTER LUNCH BREAK) GET LOTS OF PEOPLE
TO JOIN IN. ROLL ON THE FLOOR, OR GET SICK BY PUSHING YOUR FINGERS DOWN YOUR
THROAT. TRY IT IN ASSEMBLY. WITH LUCK YOU CAN START GENERAL PANIC.
7.DRAW OR PAINT SLOGANS ON ROLL DOWN MAPS OR SLIDE SCREENS. OBSCENITIES ARE
BEST
8.HAND OUT NOTICES TO NEW PUPILS TELLING THEM WHICH TEACHERS ARE NASTY & WHY.
9.BAD FOOD? HAVE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED FOOD RIOT.
10.ORGANIZE MASSIVE SEARCHES FOR "LOST" CONTACT LENSES IN GYM CLASS OR
IN HALLWAYS BETWEEN CLASSES. DON'T LET ANYONE WALK THROUGH THE HALL AS THEY
MIGHT STEP ON IT. PRETENDING YOU'VE LOST SOMETHING IS A GOOD COVER FOR ALL
KINDS OF SUBVERSIVE BEHAVIOR.
11.IF YOU STILL HAVE TO WEAR UNIFORMS, TRY WEARING THEM BACK TO FRONT IN
PROTEST. OR DARE BOYS & GIRLS TO WEAR EACH OTHER'S UNIFORMS. IF THIS DOESN'T
WORK, TRY A BLANKET PROTEST.
12.TRY POLITICAL GAMES. SCHOOL IS 12 YEARS BRAINWASHING WITHOUT TRIAL.
SLOWDOWNS, WORK TO RULES, STRIKES AND OCCUPATIONS ARE FUN. BUT DON'T LET
LEADERS OR EGO TRIPPERS SPEAK FOR YOU.
13.GET EVERYONE TO BRING IN ALL THEIR PETS TO SCHOOL TO SHOW THE TEACHER.
14.WRITE DOWN A LIST OF ALL THE STUPID RUBBISH OR RULES YOU HAVE TO LEARN &
HAND IT OUT ON SPORTS DAY OR OPEN DAY.
15.NOW & THEN GET LOADS OF STUDENTS TO RUSH TO THE OFFICE TO GET A RUMOR
CONFIRMED OR DENIED.
16.MAKE A CITIZENS ARREST ON YOUR WORST TEACHER. DRAG HIM/HER IN FRONT OF
THE CLASS AND PUT HIM/HER ON TRIAL FOR ROTTING THE MINDS OF YOUTH.
17.RIP OFF DISHES AND SILVERWARE FROM THE CAFATERIA, OFFICE EQUIPMENT FROM
THE OFFICE, PAINT ETC. FROM THE ART ROOM, LIGHT BULBS FROM THE SOCKETS,
TOILET PAPER FROM THE JACKS, ETC.,ETC. DONATE THEM TO YOURSELVES OR LOCAL
ANARCHIST GROUP.
18.DURRING LUNCH BREAK TURN ON AND LIGHT ALL GAS TAPS IN THE SCIENCE LAB.
MAKE SURE YOUR NOT CAUGHT AT THIS PRANK & TRY A GOOD DISGUISE.
19.GET EVERYONE TO DEMAND TO SEE THEIR SCHOOL RECORDS FILES, EVERYONE ELSE
(POLICE, SOCIAL WORKERS, ETC.) IS ALLOWED TO SEE THEM.
20.MAKE A FUSE BY STICKING A CIGARETTE BETWEEN THE TWO ROWS IN A MATCH BOOK.
NON-FILTER CIGARETTES ARE GOOD BUT MARLBORO ARE BEST 'CAUSE THEY USE MORE
NITRATE TO MAKE 'EM BURN FASTER. TOSS THE FUSE IN A WASTE BIN, OR ANYWHERE
WITH LOTS OF BURNABLES. THE OFFICE IS BEST. WAIT 5 MINUTES. CALL ALARM
YOURSELF TO AVOID ANY "ACCIDENTS." PRACTICE AT HOME FIRST.
THIS IS THE FIRST PART IN A 4 PART SERIES. IF YOU LIKED THIS, LEAVE ME
SOME E-MAIL SO I WILL CONTINUE WRITING THE OTHER 3 PARTS.
THIS FILE MAY BE USED ON ANY BBS AS LONG AS NONE OF ITS CONTENTS ARE CHANGED.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
CALL THE FLEA MARKET ELITE ( 8 1 8 ) 7 0 5 - 0 1 5 3
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10 Commandments of Anarchy
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF ANARCHY
by
Lord Cartigan
First off, a couple definitions for you if you're a certified idiot or
something..
anarchy (n) 1. Absence of government. 2. Lawless confusion and political
disorder. 3. General disorder
anarchize (v) 1. To promote or foster anarchy. 2. To support or condone
anarchistic ideals.
boutonneire (n) A bouquet or flower worn in the buttonhole.
Now let's talk about 'em one at a time..
(I). While in the act of anarchy, any form of government (Officer McLeary - you
remember him from the signing files, don't you - The local Mayor, Governor,
Senator, or any such) has a pronounced detrimental effect on your freedom.
The general idea is to avoid all this.
(II). As most anarchy is against the law to some degree, it's certainly
"lawless", and the general idea is to raise havoc and create mass panic,
"disorder" sort-of encompasses all this.
(III). No one's asking you to be specific -- Be as general as possible while
anarchizing. Diversification is the sign of a true anarchist!
(IV). Anarchizing is just that - COMMITTING anarchy. Now you can't quite
commit something and not "promote or foster" it, can you?
(V). If you don't support it, ABORT THIS FILE IMMEDIATELY. Your kind disgusts
me, and I hate getting within 10 feet of you. Your mega-conservative ideals
revolt even ME, the most conservative of all Thought Police!
(VI). Ignore VI..
And now, what you've ALL been waiting for!
(Drum roll, please..)
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF ANARCHY
1. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy while legally imposed upon by any
traffic control device. (Like a red light, stop sign, etc..)
2. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy involving anyone over 3 inches taller
than, or 45 pounds heavier than thou.
3. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy in the presence of any Agent of the
Law. (See (I))
4. Thou shalt makest every attempt to avoideth commiting anarchy in a 4- or
small 6-cylender car. (Chases are an integral part of anarchy, and you DON'T
want to be on the losing end of one!)
5. Thou shalt carry at least 2 instruments of physical abuse for every 3
people in the car. (Such instruments would include baseball bats, crowbars,
thick metal poles, 6+ inch hunting knives, .44's, rifles, and the like.)
6. Thou shalt NEVER commiteth anarchy whilst alone. (C'mon, don't be TOO
much of an idiot..)
7. Thou shalt make every attempt to avoideth committing anarchy in any car
lacking a FULLY function horn, fully functional brakes, or a frame.
8. Thou shalt keepeth each door locked at ALL times, unless opening it is
involved in the anarchy. Thou shalt be fully prepard to roll the windows up
at any point.
9. Thou shalt direct thine anarchy at a high rate at homosexuals, members
of the negroe race, small children, mentally retarded citizens, employees of
any institution thou happenst to be patronizing at the time, and people
wearing paisley clothing or boutonneires.
10. Thou shalt make every attempt to avoideth committing anarchy with any
members of the female gender in the anarchizing crew. (Such members tend to
be more readily offended by crude sexual jokes, and repeated fondlings.)
Remember, have fun, and ALWAYS respect The Spirit of '86!
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The Thought Police: In The Spirit of '86
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Valicarr Castle............612/934-6710 Digital Domain.............313/399-9472
The Port...................612/647-0422 The Fifth Cartel...........612/623-7714
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF ANARCHY
by
Lord Cartigan
First off, a couple definitions for you if you're a certified idiot or
something..
anarchy (n) 1. Absence of government. 2. Lawless confusion and political
disorder. 3. General disorder
anarchize (v) 1. To promote or foster anarchy. 2. To support or condone
anarchistic ideals.
boutonneire (n) A bouquet or flower worn in the buttonhole.
Now let's talk about 'em one at a time..
(I). While in the act of anarchy, any form of government (Officer McLeary - you
remember him from the signing files, don't you - The local Mayor, Governor,
Senator, or any such) has a pronounced detrimental effect on your freedom.
The general idea is to avoid all this.
(II). As most anarchy is against the law to some degree, it's certainly
"lawless", and the general idea is to raise havoc and create mass panic,
"disorder" sort-of encompasses all this.
(III). No one's asking you to be specific -- Be as general as possible while
anarchizing. Diversification is the sign of a true anarchist!
(IV). Anarchizing is just that - COMMITTING anarchy. Now you can't quite
commit something and not "promote or foster" it, can you?
(V). If you don't support it, ABORT THIS FILE IMMEDIATELY. Your kind disgusts
me, and I hate getting within 10 feet of you. Your mega-conservative ideals
revolt even ME, the most conservative of all Thought Police!
(VI). Ignore VI..
And now, what you've ALL been waiting for!
(Drum roll, please..)
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF ANARCHY
1. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy while legally imposed upon by any
traffic control device. (Like a red light, stop sign, etc..)
2. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy involving anyone over 3 inches taller
than, or 45 pounds heavier than thou.
3. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy in the presence of any Agent of the
Law. (See (I))
4. Thou shalt makest every attempt to avoideth commiting anarchy in a 4- or
small 6-cylender car. (Chases are an integral part of anarchy, and you DON'T
want to be on the losing end of one!)
5. Thou shalt carry at least 2 instruments of physical abuse for every 3
people in the car. (Such instruments would include baseball bats, crowbars,
thick metal poles, 6+ inch hunting knives, .44's, rifles, and the like.)
6. Thou shalt NEVER commiteth anarchy whilst alone. (C'mon, don't be TOO
much of an idiot..)
7. Thou shalt make every attempt to avoideth committing anarchy in any car
lacking a FULLY function horn, fully functional brakes, or a frame.
8. Thou shalt keepeth each door locked at ALL times, unless opening it is
involved in the anarchy. Thou shalt be fully prepard to roll the windows up
at any point.
9. Thou shalt direct thine anarchy at a high rate at homosexuals, members
of the negroe race, small children, mentally retarded citizens, employees of
any institution thou happenst to be patronizing at the time, and people
wearing paisley clothing or boutonneires.
10. Thou shalt make every attempt to avoideth committing anarchy with any
members of the female gender in the anarchizing crew. (Such members tend to
be more readily offended by crude sexual jokes, and repeated fondlings.)
Remember, have fun, and ALWAYS respect The Spirit of '86!
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The Thought Police: In The Spirit of '86
Airstrip One...............612/535-9425 Pern BBS...................612/633-5188
Valicarr Castle............612/934-6710 Digital Domain.............313/399-9472
The Port...................612/647-0422 The Fifth Cartel...........612/623-7714
Sorry, your time limit has expired.
Port...................612/647-0422 The Fifth Cartel...........612/623-7714
Sorry, your time limit has expired
The 4 Reports scheme in full text
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Here is a transcription of the slickest "4 Reports" scheme I have received
so far. The one I received, unlike most, was nicely DTP typeset and
laser printed. It almost looked like a real business proposal,
excepting of course the actual meat of the "offer". All names and
addresses in the "list" have been pseudonymized - they are fictitious
and sending money to them will result in a "no such address" return to
you. Remember that this is a fraudulent pyramid scam! Under no
circumstances should you attempt to set this in motion or believe that
you can make any money off it!
Just remember, THIS FILE IS A LIE.
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FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE IN THE NEXT TWO TO THREE MONTHS
...BELIEVE IT AND IT'S YOURS...
Hello,
The next five minutes will change your life... if you allow it to happen!
This is a very exciting business opportunity. It is NOT A CHAIN LETTER, it
is NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME, it is legal, easy and extremely profitable.
Are you thinking "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is"?
Please read all of this material before making up your mind. I had to
read it three times before I was convinced!
This incredible opportunity is legal because it involves the sale of
product through multi-level marketing (MLM). MLM is quite legitimate!
It is being taught in Harvard Business School, both Stanford Research
and the Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and 60% of all
goods and services will be sold by Multi-level methods in the 1990's.
This is a MULTI-BILLION dollar industry! And of the over 500,000
millionaires in the U.S. and Canada, 20% made their fortunes in the last
7 years in MLM, also the statistics show that MLM makes 45 millionaires
per day.
REMEMBER: "HE WHO DARES NOTHING, NEEDS HOPE FOR NOTHING"
If you have some spare time and can afford to purchase four reports at
just $5 per report, then you too can become a report distributor! When
you purchase these reports you also receive the right to sell them -
just photocopy them (for pennies per page) and sell them like I'm doing.
The great mark-up and the "magic" of MLM (explained later)will ensure an
income beyond your beliefs! The investment tiny - the return...
TREMENDOUS! Returns are much better than any lottery or bingo.
If you note the testimonials contained in the following pages, you will
see returns of $190 to $250 for each packet mailed out. What you are
reading is called a sales packet. Based on these averages, if you
receive a 5% response in the distribution of just 200 packets, your
expected return should be between $36,000 and $56,000. Your return is
large because of the "magic" of MLM. There is NO limit to the number of
packets you can mail out. Mail more packets... Make more money! It's
that simple. Mailing 1,000 packets could return about $200,000; ten
thousand packets could return about $2,000,000.
You should make your own judgement, form your own opinions. Decide if
you think this business will work for you! If you have any doubts or
are a skeptic like I was, put this letter away and read it again in a
few days. The following pages explain in detail how the system works.
Read them carefully. Learn about the "magic of MLM". Make your own
decision and take action!
You can start this business by distributing this offer randomly - to
people at the shopping entre, unemployment office line-ups, sporting
events, etc: or deliver it door to door, especially in apartment
buildings! However, once you have made your first $1000 (which won't
take long), you will be able to afford to purchase address labels from a
mailing list company which has already identified people who will
understand this offer. By using a mailing list, your return rate (the
number of people who act on your offer) will increase dramatically.
Then your job becomes easier and much more profitable!
I cannot emphasize enough the importance of using a mailing list to
accelerate YOUR success. There are hundreds of sources of mailing lists
across the country, start by looking in the yellow pages. Once you have
chosen a company make sure they understand your target market.
THE ONLY THING STANDING IN YOUR WAY IS YOUR OWN INACTION
Order your four reports today. Then follow the attached instructions
for changing the names on page 3 of this sales packet and reproduce the
corrected page and the rest of this packet along with your own cover
letter similar to this one (or just photocopy mine). This now becomes
your "master" sales packet. Make at least 500 photocopies and start
distributing them to people who want to buy your reports and make a lot
of money in their spare time. THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY YOU'VE DREAMED OF
YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! Remember... The only limitation is the number of
packets you distribute!
Good luck to all of us!
A PERSONAL STORY FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PLAN
By the time you have read the enclosed information, looked over the plan
and purchased your 4 reports, you should have concluded that such a
plan, and one that is legal, could not have been created by an amateur.
Let me tell you about myself... I began as an independent small
businessman in 1969. Using good business practices, I developed a
profitable business for 10 years. Then in 1979 my business began
falling off. I was doing the same things that had been previously
successful but it just wasn't working anymore. The economy had gone
crazy! Inflation and recession had replaced the period of economic
growth we had been experiencing since 1945.
I don't have to tell you what happened to the unemployment rate...
Because many of you know by first hand experience that there were more
small and corporate businesses failing and going into bankruptcy than
ever before. The prospects for employment were vanishing.
YOU HAVE JUST RECEIVED THE INFORMATION THAT CAN GIVE
YOU FINANCIAL FREEDOM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Those who knew what they were doing and invested wisely moved up. Like
most of us, those who didn't have much to save or invest, were moving
down into the ranks of the poor. As the saying goes, the rich get
richer and the poor get poorer. Traditional ways of "making money" will
never allow you to move up or "GET RICH". Inflation will see to that!
With practically no risk and just a little bit of effort you can have
more money in a few months than you have ever dreamed of. I should
point out that I will not see a penny of your money or anyone else's who
participates in this plan. This one is for you!
I've made over 4 million dollars and retired from the plan after having
sent out over 16,000 letter packets to sell my reports. I have moved to
the rich side of the tracks. Will you be able to say the same in a
couple of months? If you only send out one tenth as many packets as I
did... You too can be a rich person. PLEASE FOLLOW THE PLAN EXACTLY AS
INSTRUCTED. DO NOT CHANGE IT IN ANY WAY, IT WORKS EXCEEDINGLY WELL AS
IT IS NOW. Someone in turn may send out thousands of packets and YOUR
name will be on every single one of them! Remember, though, the more
you send out, the more potential customers you will reach! I've given
you the ideas, the information, materials and opportunity to become
financially independent. IT'S UP TO YOU NOW!
Edward L. Green
...INSTRUCTIONS...
FOLLOW THESE STEPS EXACTLY TO ACHIEVE MAXIMUM SALES
1. Order all four reports numbered 1 to 4 on the following page (page
3). Do this by ordering one report from each of the four names listed
on the right hand side. For each report, send $5.00 in CASH AND A SELF
ADDRESSED, STAMPED ENVELOPE (S.A.S.E.) TO THE PERSON LISTED FOR THAT
SPECIFIC REPORT and advise which report you are ordering from that
person, (in order to protect from postal theft please put the five
dollar bill inside your S.A.S.E. return envelope). You will need all
four reports because you will be reprinting them to sell to your
customers. Please do not alter the names or their sequence other than
instructed in this sales packet.
2. Replace the name and address under REPORT ONE with yours, moving the
one that was there down to REPORT TWO. Drop the name under REPORT TWO
to REPORT THREE, moving that name to REPORT FOUR. The name and address
that was under report four is dropped off the list. Either retype the
following page, making the necessary changes, or simply type the names
and addresses themselves on labels and place them directly over the old
ones. When doing these changes PLEASE make certain that you copy
everyone's name and address accurately!
3. Having made the necessary changes on the name list, take this page
and the others you've received to your "Quick Copy" shop and have as
many copies of each as you can initially afford to print. There is no
need to over extend yourself as you can always print more later when the
money starts coming in. Of course you may want to consider that there
are very good discounts for large printing or photocopying jobs.
4. Send a copy of the entire package (it is most important) to everyone
whose name and address you can get a hold of. Then, as your finances
allow, mail to anyone and everyone! The best plan of all is to purchase
a list of "Hot Names" from a mailing list company. This will give you
access to the best name lists in North America. You will find that a
good name list will earn you more money than you could have ever
imagined. It's a great investment.
5. When the orders start coming in, always provide a same day service
and KEEP A RECORD OF YOUR CUSTOMER'S NAMES AND ADDRESSES.
THE "MAGIC" OF
MULTI-MARKETING
$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Let's say you decide to start small just to see how it goes, and we'll
assume you and all those involvedonly send out 200 sales packets each.
Let's also assume that each mailing receives a 5% response. (By using a
good mailing list the response would be much better. Remember also that
many people will be sending out thousands of packets instead of just
200!) With a 5% return on your mailing, that's 10 people who
participate by sending 200 each. That's a total of 2,000 sales packets
from your original mailing! The 5% on 2,000 is 100. When the 100 send
out their 200 or 20,000 in total and the response will generate 200,000
and the 5% response will be an incredible 10,000 five dollar bills.
Your total income in this example situation will be
$50+$500+$5,000+$50,000 = $55,550 in total. All of this from your
original 200 sales packets that YOU sent out. Remember, friends, this
is assuming that 95 out of every 100 people you mail to do absolutely
nothing with this opportunity and trash this offer. Dare to think for a
moment what would happen if everyone sent out 1,000 sales packets
instead of just 200! Believe me, many people will do just that and
more!!! YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.
TESTIMONIALS
This is my third time to participate in this plan. The first time
about four months ago, I was full of doubts. Before it was over, I had
received 3,792 orders for a cash income of $18,960. About six weeks
ago my wife and I both worked sending out 1000 packets. From that
mailing we have already received over $87,000. The next mailing will be
15,000 names. We have quit our jobs and quite soon will be buying a
home on the beach and live off the interest from our money. The only
way on earth that this plan will work for you is if you do it! For your
sake and your family's don't pass up this golden opportunity. Remember,
when you order your four reports, send cash! Checks have to clear the
bank and create too many delays. Good luck and happy spending!
Charles Fairchild, Spokane, WA
Before you throw out this packet in the waste basket, as I almost did,
take a little time to read it, reread it, and really think about it.
Get a pencil and figure out what could happen if YOU participate.
Figure out the worst possible reponse, and no matter how you calculate
it, you'll make a bundle. About all that could go wrong would be if you
forgot to put postage stamps on the packets. (I even checked the Post
Office to verify that this plan was legal). It definitely is (refer to
Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341 of the postal and lottery code). I just
want to pass along my best wishes and encouragement to you. Any doubts
you have will vanish when your first orders come in. It works!
Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC
This is the only realistic moneymaking offer I've ever received. I
participated because this plan truly makes sense. I only sent out 200
packets, but was surprised when the $5 bills started filling my mail
box! By the time it tapered off, I had received over 8,000 orders with
over $40,000 in cash! Dozens of people have sent warm personal notes
too, sharing their good fortune. It's been wonderful!
Carl Winslow, Tulsa, OK
Not being the gambling type, it took several weeks to make up my mind to
participate in this plan. But, conservative that I am, I decided that
the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I
wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back. Boy was I
surprised when I found that my medium-sized post office box was crammed
with orders. After that it got so overloaded that I had to start
picking up my mail at the window. I'll make more money this year than
in any 10 years of my life before. I'm now working with a good list
broker in Los Angeles and plan on sending out 10,000 packets this
summer. The nice thing about this deal is that it doesn't matter where
people live. Any valid name and address is a good prospect. There
simply isn't a better investment with a faster return anywhere!
Mary Rockland, Lansing, MI
A PERSONAL MESSAGE
We looked at different plans.. This one's a WINNER!
The $20.00 each of us invested is about the cost of a Family snack at
the local fast food joint.
Do you have any idea what 9,623 five dollar bills look like piled on
your kitchen table?
We are on our way & we want YOU in with us.
Paul & Gary
HOW TO PURCHASE THE REPORTS
(1) HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL SALES
This report will give you much needed information to help you in
this and other MLM plans. It will show you how you really can make
$250,000!
Order Report #1 from:
Dave Somebody
4630 Somewhere Drive
Chilliwack, B.C.
Canada V2V 2V2
(2) MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES
From this report you will learn the Money-making secrets of well
known Giant Corporations
Order Report #2 from:
Orville Maybe
Suite 666
1313 Morning Glory Lane
Penticton, B.C.
Canada V2V 2V2
(3) SOURCES OF GOOD MAILING LISTS
You have read about the importance of mailing lists. Here is where
to find them.
Order Report #3 from:
Maryanne Beltway
10 Downing St.
Vernon, B.C.
Canada V1V 1V1
(4) EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS
Which ones work, which ones don't, and why
Order Report #4 from:
Martin Ventura
Box 69696969
Kamloops, B.C.
V2V 2V2
IF YOU DON'T NEED THE MONEY SEND THIS OFFER TO SOMEONE WHO DOES
CONCLUSION
I am now enjoying an early, secure retirement on the firtune that I made
by sending out packets just like this one. In three or four weeks, you
too will be earning easy money! Follow the simple steps outlined in
this information. They are the key to financial freedom and success.
To be financially independent is to be free. Free to make decisions
like you never have before. Go into business, get into investments,
retire or take a vacation. No longer will the lack of money hold you
back. However, very few people will reach financial independence
because, when opportunity knocks, they choose to ignore it. It's so
much easier to say "NO" than to say "YES" and this is now the question
that you must answer, Will you ignore this amazing opportunity... or
will you take advantage of it? If you don't think that this is a
spectacular opportunity then take time to reread this material. You
have indeed missed something. If you have any questions please feel
free to write the sender of this information. You'll get a prompt and
very informative reply.
My method is simple. I sell thousands of people a product for $5.00
that costs me pennies to produce and mail. Everyone in the program
makes money for everyone else in the program. If anyone makes money,
everyone makes money! I should point out that this program is
completely legal! At times you've probably received chain letters
asking you to send money but get nothing in return. No product
whatsoever! Not only are chain letters illegal, but the risk of someone
breaking the chain makes them quite unattractive. This plan has the
effect and appeal of a chain letter, but it is legal since you are
offering a legitimate product to your people. After they purchase the
product from you, they simply produce more and resell the product. It's
simply free enterprise. As you have learned from the enclosed
information, the product in this plan is a series of four financial and
business reports. The information contained in these reports will help
you in making your participation in this plan more rewarding, and will
be useful to you in other business decisions you make in the years
ahead. You are also buying the rights to reprint all of the reports,
which will be ordered from you by those to whom you choose to mail this
packet. The reports you'll be buying can easily be reproduced at your
local printer or copy centre for a cost of approximately 4 cents per
page in small quantities or 1,000 or more. A little work at home and a
very small financial investment will give you a tremendous return. All
that most of us need in life to be successful is just one good break -
this is yours! Don't let this chance pass you by! Good Luck with this
plan and God Bless You!
Edward L. Green
YOUR GUARANTEE
The checkpoint which GUARANTEES your goal is simple this: you must
receive 15 to 20 orders for REPORT ONE!! This is a must!!! If you don't
within three weeks, send out more sales packets until you do. Then a
couple of weeks later you should receive 100 orders for REPORT TWO. If
you don't, send out more letters until you do. Once you have received
100 or more orders for REPORT TWO, you can sit down and relax because
you are going to make at least $55,000. Also remember, every time your
name is moved down on the list, you are in front of a different report
so that you can keep track of your progress by knowing which report
people are ordering from you! "IT'S THAT SIMPLE & THAT EASY."
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Here is a transcription of the slickest "4 Reports" scheme I have received
so far. The one I received, unlike most, was nicely DTP typeset and
laser printed. It almost looked like a real business proposal,
excepting of course the actual meat of the "offer". All names and
addresses in the "list" have been pseudonymized - they are fictitious
and sending money to them will result in a "no such address" return to
you. Remember that this is a fraudulent pyramid scam! Under no
circumstances should you attempt to set this in motion or believe that
you can make any money off it!
Just remember, THIS FILE IS A LIE.
-=( T )=-
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FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE IN THE NEXT TWO TO THREE MONTHS
...BELIEVE IT AND IT'S YOURS...
Hello,
The next five minutes will change your life... if you allow it to happen!
This is a very exciting business opportunity. It is NOT A CHAIN LETTER, it
is NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME, it is legal, easy and extremely profitable.
Are you thinking "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is"?
Please read all of this material before making up your mind. I had to
read it three times before I was convinced!
This incredible opportunity is legal because it involves the sale of
product through multi-level marketing (MLM). MLM is quite legitimate!
It is being taught in Harvard Business School, both Stanford Research
and the Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and 60% of all
goods and services will be sold by Multi-level methods in the 1990's.
This is a MULTI-BILLION dollar industry! And of the over 500,000
millionaires in the U.S. and Canada, 20% made their fortunes in the last
7 years in MLM, also the statistics show that MLM makes 45 millionaires
per day.
REMEMBER: "HE WHO DARES NOTHING, NEEDS HOPE FOR NOTHING"
If you have some spare time and can afford to purchase four reports at
just $5 per report, then you too can become a report distributor! When
you purchase these reports you also receive the right to sell them -
just photocopy them (for pennies per page) and sell them like I'm doing.
The great mark-up and the "magic" of MLM (explained later)will ensure an
income beyond your beliefs! The investment tiny - the return...
TREMENDOUS! Returns are much better than any lottery or bingo.
If you note the testimonials contained in the following pages, you will
see returns of $190 to $250 for each packet mailed out. What you are
reading is called a sales packet. Based on these averages, if you
receive a 5% response in the distribution of just 200 packets, your
expected return should be between $36,000 and $56,000. Your return is
large because of the "magic" of MLM. There is NO limit to the number of
packets you can mail out. Mail more packets... Make more money! It's
that simple. Mailing 1,000 packets could return about $200,000; ten
thousand packets could return about $2,000,000.
You should make your own judgement, form your own opinions. Decide if
you think this business will work for you! If you have any doubts or
are a skeptic like I was, put this letter away and read it again in a
few days. The following pages explain in detail how the system works.
Read them carefully. Learn about the "magic of MLM". Make your own
decision and take action!
You can start this business by distributing this offer randomly - to
people at the shopping entre, unemployment office line-ups, sporting
events, etc: or deliver it door to door, especially in apartment
buildings! However, once you have made your first $1000 (which won't
take long), you will be able to afford to purchase address labels from a
mailing list company which has already identified people who will
understand this offer. By using a mailing list, your return rate (the
number of people who act on your offer) will increase dramatically.
Then your job becomes easier and much more profitable!
I cannot emphasize enough the importance of using a mailing list to
accelerate YOUR success. There are hundreds of sources of mailing lists
across the country, start by looking in the yellow pages. Once you have
chosen a company make sure they understand your target market.
THE ONLY THING STANDING IN YOUR WAY IS YOUR OWN INACTION
Order your four reports today. Then follow the attached instructions
for changing the names on page 3 of this sales packet and reproduce the
corrected page and the rest of this packet along with your own cover
letter similar to this one (or just photocopy mine). This now becomes
your "master" sales packet. Make at least 500 photocopies and start
distributing them to people who want to buy your reports and make a lot
of money in their spare time. THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY YOU'VE DREAMED OF
YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! Remember... The only limitation is the number of
packets you distribute!
Good luck to all of us!
A PERSONAL STORY FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PLAN
By the time you have read the enclosed information, looked over the plan
and purchased your 4 reports, you should have concluded that such a
plan, and one that is legal, could not have been created by an amateur.
Let me tell you about myself... I began as an independent small
businessman in 1969. Using good business practices, I developed a
profitable business for 10 years. Then in 1979 my business began
falling off. I was doing the same things that had been previously
successful but it just wasn't working anymore. The economy had gone
crazy! Inflation and recession had replaced the period of economic
growth we had been experiencing since 1945.
I don't have to tell you what happened to the unemployment rate...
Because many of you know by first hand experience that there were more
small and corporate businesses failing and going into bankruptcy than
ever before. The prospects for employment were vanishing.
YOU HAVE JUST RECEIVED THE INFORMATION THAT CAN GIVE
YOU FINANCIAL FREEDOM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Those who knew what they were doing and invested wisely moved up. Like
most of us, those who didn't have much to save or invest, were moving
down into the ranks of the poor. As the saying goes, the rich get
richer and the poor get poorer. Traditional ways of "making money" will
never allow you to move up or "GET RICH". Inflation will see to that!
With practically no risk and just a little bit of effort you can have
more money in a few months than you have ever dreamed of. I should
point out that I will not see a penny of your money or anyone else's who
participates in this plan. This one is for you!
I've made over 4 million dollars and retired from the plan after having
sent out over 16,000 letter packets to sell my reports. I have moved to
the rich side of the tracks. Will you be able to say the same in a
couple of months? If you only send out one tenth as many packets as I
did... You too can be a rich person. PLEASE FOLLOW THE PLAN EXACTLY AS
INSTRUCTED. DO NOT CHANGE IT IN ANY WAY, IT WORKS EXCEEDINGLY WELL AS
IT IS NOW. Someone in turn may send out thousands of packets and YOUR
name will be on every single one of them! Remember, though, the more
you send out, the more potential customers you will reach! I've given
you the ideas, the information, materials and opportunity to become
financially independent. IT'S UP TO YOU NOW!
Edward L. Green
...INSTRUCTIONS...
FOLLOW THESE STEPS EXACTLY TO ACHIEVE MAXIMUM SALES
1. Order all four reports numbered 1 to 4 on the following page (page
3). Do this by ordering one report from each of the four names listed
on the right hand side. For each report, send $5.00 in CASH AND A SELF
ADDRESSED, STAMPED ENVELOPE (S.A.S.E.) TO THE PERSON LISTED FOR THAT
SPECIFIC REPORT and advise which report you are ordering from that
person, (in order to protect from postal theft please put the five
dollar bill inside your S.A.S.E. return envelope). You will need all
four reports because you will be reprinting them to sell to your
customers. Please do not alter the names or their sequence other than
instructed in this sales packet.
2. Replace the name and address under REPORT ONE with yours, moving the
one that was there down to REPORT TWO. Drop the name under REPORT TWO
to REPORT THREE, moving that name to REPORT FOUR. The name and address
that was under report four is dropped off the list. Either retype the
following page, making the necessary changes, or simply type the names
and addresses themselves on labels and place them directly over the old
ones. When doing these changes PLEASE make certain that you copy
everyone's name and address accurately!
3. Having made the necessary changes on the name list, take this page
and the others you've received to your "Quick Copy" shop and have as
many copies of each as you can initially afford to print. There is no
need to over extend yourself as you can always print more later when the
money starts coming in. Of course you may want to consider that there
are very good discounts for large printing or photocopying jobs.
4. Send a copy of the entire package (it is most important) to everyone
whose name and address you can get a hold of. Then, as your finances
allow, mail to anyone and everyone! The best plan of all is to purchase
a list of "Hot Names" from a mailing list company. This will give you
access to the best name lists in North America. You will find that a
good name list will earn you more money than you could have ever
imagined. It's a great investment.
5. When the orders start coming in, always provide a same day service
and KEEP A RECORD OF YOUR CUSTOMER'S NAMES AND ADDRESSES.
THE "MAGIC" OF
MULTI-MARKETING
$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Let's say you decide to start small just to see how it goes, and we'll
assume you and all those involvedonly send out 200 sales packets each.
Let's also assume that each mailing receives a 5% response. (By using a
good mailing list the response would be much better. Remember also that
many people will be sending out thousands of packets instead of just
200!) With a 5% return on your mailing, that's 10 people who
participate by sending 200 each. That's a total of 2,000 sales packets
from your original mailing! The 5% on 2,000 is 100. When the 100 send
out their 200 or 20,000 in total and the response will generate 200,000
and the 5% response will be an incredible 10,000 five dollar bills.
Your total income in this example situation will be
$50+$500+$5,000+$50,000 = $55,550 in total. All of this from your
original 200 sales packets that YOU sent out. Remember, friends, this
is assuming that 95 out of every 100 people you mail to do absolutely
nothing with this opportunity and trash this offer. Dare to think for a
moment what would happen if everyone sent out 1,000 sales packets
instead of just 200! Believe me, many people will do just that and
more!!! YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.
TESTIMONIALS
This is my third time to participate in this plan. The first time
about four months ago, I was full of doubts. Before it was over, I had
received 3,792 orders for a cash income of $18,960. About six weeks
ago my wife and I both worked sending out 1000 packets. From that
mailing we have already received over $87,000. The next mailing will be
15,000 names. We have quit our jobs and quite soon will be buying a
home on the beach and live off the interest from our money. The only
way on earth that this plan will work for you is if you do it! For your
sake and your family's don't pass up this golden opportunity. Remember,
when you order your four reports, send cash! Checks have to clear the
bank and create too many delays. Good luck and happy spending!
Charles Fairchild, Spokane, WA
Before you throw out this packet in the waste basket, as I almost did,
take a little time to read it, reread it, and really think about it.
Get a pencil and figure out what could happen if YOU participate.
Figure out the worst possible reponse, and no matter how you calculate
it, you'll make a bundle. About all that could go wrong would be if you
forgot to put postage stamps on the packets. (I even checked the Post
Office to verify that this plan was legal). It definitely is (refer to
Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341 of the postal and lottery code). I just
want to pass along my best wishes and encouragement to you. Any doubts
you have will vanish when your first orders come in. It works!
Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC
This is the only realistic moneymaking offer I've ever received. I
participated because this plan truly makes sense. I only sent out 200
packets, but was surprised when the $5 bills started filling my mail
box! By the time it tapered off, I had received over 8,000 orders with
over $40,000 in cash! Dozens of people have sent warm personal notes
too, sharing their good fortune. It's been wonderful!
Carl Winslow, Tulsa, OK
Not being the gambling type, it took several weeks to make up my mind to
participate in this plan. But, conservative that I am, I decided that
the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I
wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back. Boy was I
surprised when I found that my medium-sized post office box was crammed
with orders. After that it got so overloaded that I had to start
picking up my mail at the window. I'll make more money this year than
in any 10 years of my life before. I'm now working with a good list
broker in Los Angeles and plan on sending out 10,000 packets this
summer. The nice thing about this deal is that it doesn't matter where
people live. Any valid name and address is a good prospect. There
simply isn't a better investment with a faster return anywhere!
Mary Rockland, Lansing, MI
A PERSONAL MESSAGE
We looked at different plans.. This one's a WINNER!
The $20.00 each of us invested is about the cost of a Family snack at
the local fast food joint.
Do you have any idea what 9,623 five dollar bills look like piled on
your kitchen table?
We are on our way & we want YOU in with us.
Paul & Gary
HOW TO PURCHASE THE REPORTS
(1) HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL SALES
This report will give you much needed information to help you in
this and other MLM plans. It will show you how you really can make
$250,000!
Order Report #1 from:
Dave Somebody
4630 Somewhere Drive
Chilliwack, B.C.
Canada V2V 2V2
(2) MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES
From this report you will learn the Money-making secrets of well
known Giant Corporations
Order Report #2 from:
Orville Maybe
Suite 666
1313 Morning Glory Lane
Penticton, B.C.
Canada V2V 2V2
(3) SOURCES OF GOOD MAILING LISTS
You have read about the importance of mailing lists. Here is where
to find them.
Order Report #3 from:
Maryanne Beltway
10 Downing St.
Vernon, B.C.
Canada V1V 1V1
(4) EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS
Which ones work, which ones don't, and why
Order Report #4 from:
Martin Ventura
Box 69696969
Kamloops, B.C.
V2V 2V2
IF YOU DON'T NEED THE MONEY SEND THIS OFFER TO SOMEONE WHO DOES
CONCLUSION
I am now enjoying an early, secure retirement on the firtune that I made
by sending out packets just like this one. In three or four weeks, you
too will be earning easy money! Follow the simple steps outlined in
this information. They are the key to financial freedom and success.
To be financially independent is to be free. Free to make decisions
like you never have before. Go into business, get into investments,
retire or take a vacation. No longer will the lack of money hold you
back. However, very few people will reach financial independence
because, when opportunity knocks, they choose to ignore it. It's so
much easier to say "NO" than to say "YES" and this is now the question
that you must answer, Will you ignore this amazing opportunity... or
will you take advantage of it? If you don't think that this is a
spectacular opportunity then take time to reread this material. You
have indeed missed something. If you have any questions please feel
free to write the sender of this information. You'll get a prompt and
very informative reply.
My method is simple. I sell thousands of people a product for $5.00
that costs me pennies to produce and mail. Everyone in the program
makes money for everyone else in the program. If anyone makes money,
everyone makes money! I should point out that this program is
completely legal! At times you've probably received chain letters
asking you to send money but get nothing in return. No product
whatsoever! Not only are chain letters illegal, but the risk of someone
breaking the chain makes them quite unattractive. This plan has the
effect and appeal of a chain letter, but it is legal since you are
offering a legitimate product to your people. After they purchase the
product from you, they simply produce more and resell the product. It's
simply free enterprise. As you have learned from the enclosed
information, the product in this plan is a series of four financial and
business reports. The information contained in these reports will help
you in making your participation in this plan more rewarding, and will
be useful to you in other business decisions you make in the years
ahead. You are also buying the rights to reprint all of the reports,
which will be ordered from you by those to whom you choose to mail this
packet. The reports you'll be buying can easily be reproduced at your
local printer or copy centre for a cost of approximately 4 cents per
page in small quantities or 1,000 or more. A little work at home and a
very small financial investment will give you a tremendous return. All
that most of us need in life to be successful is just one good break -
this is yours! Don't let this chance pass you by! Good Luck with this
plan and God Bless You!
Edward L. Green
YOUR GUARANTEE
The checkpoint which GUARANTEES your goal is simple this: you must
receive 15 to 20 orders for REPORT ONE!! This is a must!!! If you don't
within three weeks, send out more sales packets until you do. Then a
couple of weeks later you should receive 100 orders for REPORT TWO. If
you don't, send out more letters until you do. Once you have received
100 or more orders for REPORT TWO, you can sit down and relax because
you are going to make at least $55,000. Also remember, every time your
name is moved down on the list, you are in front of a different report
so that you can keep track of your progress by knowing which report
people are ordering from you! "IT'S THAT SIMPLE & THAT EASY."
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